Best Funny Mothers Day Sayings Quotes Messages Sms Jokes
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“You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you Can’t Fool Mom.” – Captain Penny
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“Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.” – Anonymous
“Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.” – Anonymous
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“My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.” ~ Mark Twain
“My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.” ~ Mark Twain
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“Biology is the least of what makes someone a mother.” – Oprah Winfrey
“Biology is the least of what makes someone a mother.” – Oprah Winfrey
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“If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?” – Milton Berle
“If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?” – Milton Berle
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“The worst feature of a new baby is its mother’s singing.” – Kin Hubbard
“The worst feature of a new baby is its mother’s singing.” – Kin Hubbard
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“Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.” – Red Buttons
“Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.” – Red Buttons
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“Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs… since the payment is pure love.” – Mildred B. Vermont
“Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs… since the payment is pure love.” – Mildred B. Vermont
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“It kills you to see them grow up. But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn’t.” – Barbara Kingsolver
“It kills you to see them grow up. But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn’t.” – Barbara Kingsolver
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“Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn’t have said.” – Anonymous
“Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn’t have said.” – Anonymous
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“My mother tried to kill me when I was a baby. She denied it. She said she thought the plastic bag would keep me fresh.” – Bob Monkhouse
“My mother tried to kill me when I was a baby. She denied it. She said she thought the plastic bag would keep me fresh.” – Bob Monkhouse
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“On Mother’s Day I have written a poem for you. In the interest of poetic economy and truth, I have succeeded in concentrating my deepest feelings and beliefs into two perfectly crafted lines: You’re my mother, I would have no other!” – Forest Houtenschil
“On Mother’s Day I have written a poem for you. In the interest of poetic economy and truth, I have succeeded in concentrating my deepest feelings and beliefs into two perfectly crafted lines: You’re my mother, I would have no other!” – Forest Houtenschil
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“Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.” – Anonymous
“Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.” – Anonymous
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“Children are a great comfort in your old age – and they help you reach it faster, too.” – Lionel Kauffman
“Children are a great comfort in your old age – and they help you reach it faster, too.” – Lionel Kauffman
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“Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own.” – Aristotle
“Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own.” – Aristotle
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